from mamculunaWhat's your favorite cereal?
Something with oats. Honeynut Cherrios, Honeybunches of Oats with almonds, oatmeal...Is there a bus stop near your house?
As the crow flies it's not far. Considering how far I'd have to walk around to get to it, it's far. Worse the bus doesn't go any place I'd be interested in going.Do you prefer red wine or white wine?
I'm not fond of red. Rosè is nice. I used to drink Riesling about as frequently as any other wine.What's the last airport you were at? Why were you there?
Phoenix Skyharbor. Comin' home.Who do you live with?
Sirius Black, the kitty cat.Do you read reddit? If so, how often and what subreddits do you like?
Nope, the things I've heard about it were discouraging.Have you recently broken up with a significant other or even just a friend?
Nope.What's the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside?
It's 102F and thunderstorms possible. Compared to the 119F a couple weeks ago, it is relatively nice.Do you know anyone who's had a baby recently?
Grandnieces.Have you used a pen or pencil today? What did you write down?
Oddly, no.What does your last text message say and who is it from?
I don't own a cell phone.Can you count how many times you've seen your favorite film?
No, but probably seven or eight times.When was the last time you ate marshmallows?
By themselves, decades ago. In hot chocolate last winter some time.Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them?
Yes and no. I start listening on the computer through twitch.tv, but usually don't stay long.How old will you be in the year 2030?
Ten years older than I will be in 2020!How often does the kettle in your house get used?
In the summer never, in the winter about once a day.Does your skin bruise easily? Do you have any bruises right now? What from?
I bruise mostly from bumping into things, but I don't think I have any at the moment. I probably have a few cat claw marks.What was the last thing you spent $150 or more on?
A new refrigerator.Do you prefer yes or no questions or more open-ended questions?
Depends on the circumstances.What brand of toilet paper do you usually buy?
Most recently I bought Charmin. I probably got a deal.If I knocked on your door right now, would you be acceptably dressed?
Depends on who you are and what you wanted, but generally, today, yes.Why did you leave your last job?
I retired.What color were the last socks you wore?
Blue, I'm still wearing them.Are you studying currently? What level of education and what do you study?
I suppose you could call my continuing work with the Russian Language studying. I have an M.A. in Slavic Studies, and did everything but finish a dissertation for a PhD in Russian Linguistics.Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying?
Lot's of times. Without anyone in the party paying for us? Never!What was the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
That last question.What's your favorite scent of air freshener?
It's called fresh air. Can't open the window for it tonight because it's too hot and we might have a dust storm!How many weddings have you ever been to?
A dozen maybe.Do you know anyone named Nora?
I really like the name, but I think the closest I came to knowing one was a Nola.Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi?
If you think a mani-pedi improves the *condition* of one's hands and feet, I think you are mistaken. Improving the looks is a different matter, and I think I'm lacking enough vanity to care what my feet look like.When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play?
A few weeks ago. Actually it's a card game. Harry Potter: Hogwarts Battle. Cooperative, challenging and fun. Have you ever been to a festival for beer or other type of alcohol?
Yep, Oktoberfest in St. Louis.Do you own a record player and/or vinyls?
I have the records and they are in good shape, but haven't had a record player in ages.When was the last time you went out for drinks?
I don't think I've gone out just for drinks since grad school.Have you ever been to a strip club?
No, if you ever saw the outside of one of them in daylight when you were sober, you likely wouldn't go in at night when you were drunk.What's your favorite kind of smoothie?
I have to admit I've never been tempted to drink a smoothie. I like fruit and vegetables unsmooshed just fine.Do you know anyone with a 'virtue name'? (Google it)
I knew a young guy named Pride and a young woman named Prudence. The guy liked his name; the woman did not like hers.Would you ever wear real authentic leather?
I still own leather dress shoes and only have genuine leather belts. With all that beef being slaughtered, it would seem a giant waste to not do something useful with the hides.Have you taken out the trash today?
No, trash set-out evening is tomorrow! I did bag up and take out some kitty litter, early today. Does that count?How often do you wear make-up?
About as often as I star in Broadway plays.What's your opinion on The Simpsons?
It's about as dumb as Homer. I haven't watched a full episode since I retired.Do you prefer horizontal or vertical stripes?
On me? I'm probably thin enough for either again, but I usually don't buy the causal sort of men's clothing that has horizontal stripes.What's your favorite brand of deodorant/antiperspirant?
It's called soap.Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce?
Yes, not me, thankfully.If you had the money, would you take taxis everywhere instead of driving?
Probably not.Have you ever done a juice cleanse?
If you seriously believe a juice cleanse will do you any particular good, you might need a brain tidy instead.Do you have any friends who you can't decide if they're attractive or not?
I hope I'm beyond that nonsense. As the old song goes "Everybody's beautiful in their own way."Is the inside of your fridge clean right now or does it need a clean out?
It's clean! When was the last time you washed the dishes?
Yesterday. By myself it takes a few days to fill up the dishwasher. Are there any magazines that you read on a regular basis?
National Geographic (not as good as it once was) TrainsDo you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in?
Nope, I try to avoid places that only have pay parking.What's the first thing you tend to do when you have a headache?
Suffer. If I can't sleep I might take an aspirin.Tell me about your responsibilities at work.
Get up, feed myself, go to bed, go to the store, go to the mail box, pet the cat, water the cat, feed the cat, clean up the litter box... What's your favorite style/cut of underwear?
BoxersCan you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you?
If I try, I can hear the freeway, but it's far enough away it doesn't bother me. It does bother me to hear the fire trucks go by on the main streets nearby, but only from wondering where they are headed.Have you ever had proper Canadian poutine with the squeaky cheese?
Personally I don't like soggy fries. Why put perfectly good gravy and cheese on something that doesn't need either? Put them on mashed potatoes (i.e. something that's a little bland and soggy already) and you'd be more likely to get me to try it.Do your parents know how to operate smartphones and/or computers?
My mother was lucky to figure out her microwave oven and was gone before cellphones were common, let alone smartphones. If my father had lived long enough he would have been fine with computers.How old are your parents, anyway?
Both would be well over 100.Are you allergic to anything? What do you have to do to prevent them?
Mold. Got rid of my grass.What song is stuck in your head at the moment?
"This is the song that doesn't end. It just goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing not knowing what it was..."Do you hate it when people try really hard, or do you kinda like it?
It depends. You can overdo anything. But generally if it's something important, try hard. If it's not important, ease up.What's your boss' first name? Do you call him/her by that name?
I'm my own boss. And I've been know to call him 'Hey, Stupid!'When was the last time you wore a uniform of any kind? What color was it?
I was a boy scout. Olive green.Have you ever lost enough weight to drop a dress size?
I'm afraid I've never kept track of my dress size. Have I dropped a size in pants from my heaviest? Yes! A man is not likely to drop a shirt size unless he has more weight the lose than I ever had.What's your favorite kind of bread?
Sopapillas. Bread as in plain old bread? Pumpernickel, maybe.When was the last time you got pizza?
What toppings did you get? A month or so ago. I got my usual, Italian sausage, pepperoni, black olives and mushrooms.Do you own Monopoly? Is it the original or a special version?
I think I do have the original. I haven't had it out in decades. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Sirius, Sirius, come on, boy! (feeding the cat)You have to choose one: cats or dogs?
I like dogs better, but right now a cat fits my life style better.Would someone being either a cat or dog person effect you dating them?
Not unless they wanted to bring the pet along on the date.How do you travel to and from work?
What little traveling I do is by car.Do you primarily use cash or card for your purchases? Why?
Cash. Though chips in the card help, I think it is wise to generally limit the number of stores that have your card information.Have you ever been to a stadium concert?
If a pro basketball stadium counts, yes.