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cjlasky7 ([personal profile] cjlasky7) wrote 2024-02-08 07:32 pm (UTC)

Just for You: If Nora Ephron Wrote Doctor Strange

[Clea and three of her friends from adjoining dimensions are sitting at their usual table at Cafe Nexus, a bistro situated on top of an interdimensional hub. Food has been ordered, but has not arrived. The mood is heavy.]

FRIEND #1: Again?! Clea, sweetie, this is getting ridiculous. Who was it this time? That Maximoff woman?

CLEA: Wanda? She's still dead. And she would know better.

FRIEND #1: He can't treat you like this! You're the sorcerer supreme... of two dimensions! Doesn't that deserve some kind of respect?!

FRIEND #2: Your relationship is just too complicated. With me, it's very simple: I'm introduced to the male. We mate. I eat him. No worries.

CLEA: Well, when it comes to eating Stephen--

[Joke censored]

FRIEND #3: [TERRIFYING HISS]

CLEA: Magda, I know you don't really mean that.

FRIEND #3: [TERRIFYING HISS w/GURGLING NOISES]

CLEA: Thank you, Magda. It's good to know you have my back in times like this.

FRIEND #1: Where is our food? Did the entire staff portal out to another dimension?

FRIEND #2: It's only been five minutes.

FRIEND #1 [pats her belly]: Well, I've got five thousand hatchlings in here and they're all hungry.

[Dr. Strange materializes at the table. Clea's friends eye him coldly.]


DR. STRANGE: Ladies. [beat] I'd like to talk to Clea. Alone.

CLEA: We have nothing to talk about.

[Clea vanishes. Dr. Strange then disappears in a plume of orange smoke.]

FRIEND #1: Showoff.

FRIEND #3: [TERRIFYING HISS]

FRIEND #2: Oh come on. You'd do him in a second.

FRIEND #3: [TINY SQUEAK]


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